Robot Opera Singer Who Fights Crime!'s Journal

Coup D'etat, TONIGHT
@ Churchill's in Miami, FL.

w/ LIVE PERFORMANCES BY:
Down Home Southernaires,
Modernage,
The Monas,
Humbert,
Outre Violet,
The Panic,
Squares Vs America,
Ha Ha Help,
Inverbatim

ALSO...
DJ SETS BY: Lolo (Sweat Records), Hottpants (Poplife), Ray Milian (Off the Radar) Par (Under One Beat)

AND...
Unveiling of a new mural by Bhakti Baxter, Jay Hines, and Tao Rey presented by Paola (Glitterbox)

Come on out and be Miami as hell.

Croqueta Salad
victoria's secret is that she's not wearing any underwear.

Down-Home December Debauchery
Good evening ladies & gentlemen,

!!!!!!!!!!THIS FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!
Dec 9 @ Churchill's in Miami, FL

Modey Lemon and The Apes!

Down Home Southernaires (www.sonicbids.com/thedownhomesouthernaires)

The Remnants

Creepy T's

Arsonist

Citizen Contact

Entropy
w/ Special Late Night Guest: The Fabulous Shuttle Lounge feat. Ravelstein!
8pm
$6 - CHEAP!!!!!!!!!

Current Music: NBC's Brian Williams booming vocals

salutations

a quick announcement introducing to you the first official Down-Home Southernaires website.

www.downhomesouthernaires.com

simple enough, wouldn't you say?

like feasting on plums and peaches.

hope you enjoy what we have to offer.

sincerely,

Jarrett

I INVENTED THIS SHIT
comment on this post and i'll tell you what i honestly think of you... JARRETT STYLE*

*as seen through the eyes of my girlfriend

john heffron is not funny

Current Music: Ms. Cool

isnt it ironic how the headlines say "Remembering Reagan"

raquel is saucesome!

Current Music: saucesome i say!, saucesome!

i wonder if Batman has ever at a dinner gave a toast and said "To the Batmobile"

Current Music: Overwhelming

Slow Down, My Mommy Works Here
i wonder if Elvis Presleys' last words were "I gotta go take a shit..."

Current Music: Talking Heads "Blind"

chugga chugga cha-ching!
does anyone else think that Hugh Hefner and the Pope John Paul look similar?

Current Music: Lambchop "The Old Matchbook Trick"

alright so check this out.

you know the hispanic soccer announcer? he says "GOAL" for a really long time.

so i was wondering. when this guy wakes up. lets say he wakes up at 5 in the morning. i wonder if he waits around and when the sun rises he says

"SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL"

Current Music: The Doobie Brothers "Minute by Minute"

D = M / V
everyone vote for BILLY JOEL!!

Aventura Commissioner 2005!!!!

http://www.miamisunpost.com/sixthstoryfrontpage.htm

Current Music: The Ancient Greeks "Ask me A Question About the Atom"

happy birthday to Dr. Suess.

even though it was yesterday.

What should you use to write down that you just took a dump?

-a number 2 pencil.

Current Music: "banter" by raquel & jessica

Ms. Cool makes me feel all giggly inside
the guy who does the robot on Chappelle's show is awesome beyond words.

i ate cereal as part of a complete breakfast today

Current Mood: excited
Current Music: Danger Mouse & Jemini (feat. Pharcyde) - Medieval

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